Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock.
Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months.
Q: Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
A: They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
Q: A man was outside taking a walk, when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
A: The man was bald.
Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse’s name was Friday.
Q: You walk across a bridge and you see a boat full of people yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
A: All the people on the boat are married.
Q: A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The doctor saw the boy and said, “I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son.” But the doctor was not the boy’s father. How could that be?
A: The doctor was his mom.
Q: Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?
Q: Using only addition, how do you add eight 8’s and get the number 1000?
A: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.
Q: What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
A: Your name.
Q: What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Q: Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
A: Stop imagining.
Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q: What two keys can’t open any door?
A: A monkey and a donkey.
Q: What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A: A window.